yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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