Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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