I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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