I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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