You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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