so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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