Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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