We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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