I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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