That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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