it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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