This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
