What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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