I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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