dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
