Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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