I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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