I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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