I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
