she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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