Don't you send me to vm
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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