IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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