Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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