so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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