Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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