he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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