i jhust puked up my retainher.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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