oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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