I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
