hell yes lets make some ravioli
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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