i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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