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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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