Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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