Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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