wat bout pragnant strippers??
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Randomize
