the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
