drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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