His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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