is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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