Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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