So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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