He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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