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(516): View more from New York

its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved

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(719): View more from Colorado

Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water

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(727): View more from Florida

His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night

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(250): View more from British Columbia

we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.

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(706): View more from Georgia

First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.

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(347): View more from New York

I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this

(260): View more from Indiana

You're my fucking hero

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