how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?