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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?

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  Woah.

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  that's not how you spell hell yes.

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• (925): View more from California

  Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  what's your room number? I've never been there sober...

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party

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