what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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