Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
this boner is exhausting
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Randomize