Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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