Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm too high and old for this...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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