ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Drake has all the answers
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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