Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
