she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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