Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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