You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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