just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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