One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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