If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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