that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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