No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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